Dec. 5, 2022

Tension Shopper

Tension Shopper

Attention, shoppers. December 2022. Christmas giving time. Synonymous with just one word. In fact, here comes another one of their friggin' trucks. How can one word single handedly be taking over the entire world? Well, at the very same time be shrinking a third of its original size? Plus the kicker, a river runs through it. And what would you call that... a conundrum? A paradox? A puzzle? A problem? Perhaps Doug's had too much eggnog? All of the above? Think about it. Online, but still streaming downstream, of course. Amazon! Shop Now to avoid disappointment or quite possibly getting completely soaked this Christmas.

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Transcript

Attention, shoppers. December 2022. Christmas giving time. Synonymous with just one word. In fact, here comes another one of their friggin' trucks. How can one word single handedly be taking over the entire world? Well, at the very same time be shrinking a third of its original size? Plus the kicker, a river runs through it. And what would you call that... a conundrum? A paradox? A puzzle? A problem? Perhaps Doug's had too much eggnog? All of the above? Think about it. Online, but still streaming downstream, of course. Amazon! Shop Now to avoid disappointment or quite possibly getting completely soaked this Christmas.