Episodes

This is what happens when the great Kim Gordon (Sonic Youth) puts out a fired-up new album the same month I’ve got a fired up new story to share. featuring she whom we’ll call Ms. Ice Cream, as the star of the scene, directed by yours truly and featuring a handsome ringer, making an appearance to fulfill a fantasy of hers. It’s another HER/HIM/HIM scenario (these pop up every few weeks) that leaves everyone breathless and happy to be alive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

This time a tale that begins with what we want for all women everywhere. And how she told me that she could really let go, when she felt safe, and seen, and wanted. I get her to tell us more about that. And then after we hang up the phone, I catch her knocking on my cellar door, as it were. She says baby can I have some more. Truth is there’s nothing I wouldn’t do or give and be given, by her. A story about foreplay that never stops, in the stories that two lovers tell one another, and the passi...

Another steamy story conceived in the dead of winter when for many of us it’s all we can do to hold it together, in the face of a deep freeze, cabin-fever, and the an imagination that’s focused on something more with someone with similar needs and wants to be taken at face value and adored, and shown just how much. Not performatively or sensationally, but sincerely and supremely. Taking cues from women like KeatonJane, HeartScribe, and Canada’s Dating Coach Chantal Heide, Jeff’s set up is about ...

What is it that makes someone unforgettable? Someone you’re so attracted to that it leads to shedding your clothes, your cares, your inhibitions, and into each other’s arms and hearts and over the edge to the place called unbridled pleasure. That’s the question answered with the story of the union of these two lovers who paid attention, and who followed the advice that slowly is the fastest way to where you want to be. Another HIM/HER original erotic story narration by Jeff Woods. See Privacy P...

Sometimes some people see desire as danger. To which way say, purity culture be damned. Shame be overcome. Pleasure be embraced. A woman’s pleasure is her birthright. And this time a story that follows she who surrendered to her urges and feelings with he who could see her for all that she is and without judgment or expectation or making it about him. The reward is in the having and in the loving. And these two GET IT DONE! Another HIM/HER original erotic story narration by Jeff Woods. See Priv...

It’s been said that we **** to feel alive. And this time we listen in on a pair of star-crossed lovers so perfectly dirty, she can’t help but say ‘wanna take a bath’,only to end up in hot water, with her hands full and then he comes by to make sure she gets all the spots on her way to feeling alive again and ready to take him on the ride of his life. Starts with a wee review of some of the top things men call turn-ons about women and some of the ones women call turn-ons about men. Another HIM/HE...

She came out of nowhere, again. We were drawn to the music that had ridden along with us on the rails of some of the most alluring and enjoyable times of our separate pasts, now together and dropping into 90’s and the artists who wore their hearts on the outside of their shirts. Like Cobain and Cornell and Buckley and Staley and Lanegan, each of whom paid dearly to feel how they felt and create what they left behind. We bonded over those and conversations about life and love and loss sex and lus...

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring the 2nd of 2 parts of this steamy scenario that stars she who sometimes enjoys the company of two or more partners. In part 1, she came face to face with her primary partner, who take care of her every need, with the added pleasure of simultaneously being taken from behind. If you’ve already heard part 1, then you already know that she has come and come and come again. But what now? Do enjoy another HIM...

A new Jeff Woods conceived and written adult story for everyone’s auditory pleasure featuring a bit of original music, perfectly in line with the juicy story that comes with a prelude, to address what everyone in the western hemisphere and beyond, has going on in their head right now. And then the heart of the matter this time – Jeff’s story about a man and woman who have waited too long for this moment. A reunion, with a special guest appearance, just for fun with a capital F. HIM/HER/HIM scena...

Everyone's path to authenticity is different and as a guy named STEVE put it correctly, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards and so you have to trust that those dots will somehow make sense in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. With credit to JOBS (RIP) for that bit of wisdom, here comes Jeff with his own lived experience and stories for men who know they are bi but can't seem to find what it ...

Another stand-alone erotic narration from Jeff Woods, about a chance meeting and the fantasies it inspired. All Questions welcome. No you do not need to leave your name.

How better to get to know them and them you, than to listen and to watch. Mutual missions or solo sessions, play is always encouraged and can lead to greater pleasure and intimacy, and so this is on the table as Jeff and Ingrid talk about the good touch.

As promised this time in episode 2, we get to know Jeff's co-host a bit better, in wondering: isn't everyone a little bit bi? Ingrid's thoughts turn to cheetahs. Wait, make that cheating. Somehow that leads to glory-holes, and then subsequently touches on guys afraid they'll seem attracted to guys, and then 12 minutes in, it's ALL about getting and giving. Hashtag Head Games. The good kind. Listen, rate, review and please do share with friends who might enjoy too. We'll do these once a week.

And here we go with the rebranded Blue Hotel podcast, introducing Love Unbound - Sex and Intimacy with Jeff Woods and Ingrid Bromse, this time featuring an unboxing of a vintage board game For Lovers Only, and your chance to get a feel for what's to come with these two ever-curious pleasure positive co-hosts.

This is the story of the becoming of Charlie Steip, Jeff's transmasculine guest who is also a father, partner, and writer.

Rhea's debut includes a deep dive into dating and dating apps and she reveals a major life lesson she took 38 years to learn.

This episode is about but not limited to the following topics: Self love, dating, long term relationships, orgasms, kink, polyamory, empathy, and inclusiveness, as Jeff welcomes Toronto sexuality guide and therapist, Evguenia.

Jeff is thrilled to bring back Serena Haines for an easy and open conversation about everything from shame to porn, masturbation to fantasy, bi men and bi women, edging to E.D., what stands in the way of effective communication, and 3 things that won't fix your relationship.

This is the very first episode of the new audio erotica series, starring Veronica and the Captain, featuring an intimate story, from Veronica's past.

How it began and how it's going for a dynamic pair of performers and producers in love, as Jeff welcomes burlesque pro Stiletto Thunderkiss and film-maker Brian Hamilton to the Blue Hotel.

The question we have for you: are you making informed and authentic choices? It's an investigation into why you think the way you do, and how that's working for you, in your relationships, with a focus on couples.

The fall 2023 return of Oasis Aqualounge member and partner, Fatima Mechtab, with what's happening at downtown Toronto's water themed clothing optional adult club.

The return of our favourite Event Producer and Partner at Toronto's water themed adult’s private members spa and lounge in downtown Toronto (call it a sex-club if you want), from Oasis Aqualounge, Fatima Mechtab is back to jam with Jeff on pleasure centered topics.

Jeff welcomes from Toronto, a Professional Dominatrix and kink educator of 10 plus years, who facilitates one on one sessions, coaching with couples, and consultations with fellow Sex Professionals. A performer at heart, she also graces stages with her kink performances, panel Q&As, and demonstrations. She has so much to share and does so with grace, charm, and humour.